my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself, eliminate toxic feelings and elements and energies from my life, unlearn negative and harmful practices and thought patterns, stop checking for people that don’t check for me, create a space for myself that is nurturing for growth so that i may generate loving energy for myself and for others, nourish my spirit and balance my energies, i have big dreams and i deserve to live a life i love and let that love radiate
shakespeare’s dating tips:
- use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
- dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
- kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
- don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice
if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
Update: Found out why my professor had dinosaurs on his slides:
this is my official textbook this is what these people who write about operating systems decided to put on the front
also this isn’t a new edition thing apparently there have always been dinosaurs on it
why isn’t everyone a cs major there’s dinosaurs where there doesn’t even have to be dinosaurs
Real reason why I changed majors.