hairless-hugo
hairless-hugo:

"Don’t let my sweet disposition fool you. As soon as my godfather gets me that dirt bike I’ve had my eye on I’m gonna tear ass all over my parents’ front lawn and destroy the grass! Figure eights mother fucker!! (Sorry Mom.) Who needs a Santa Claws when you can have godfather who will help you break all the rules? BREAKIN THE LAW! BREAKIN THE LAW! MAAMANANANANA!! MAAMANANANANA!!!" #thatssowendell

hairless-hugo:

"Don’t let my sweet disposition fool you. As soon as my godfather gets me that dirt bike I’ve had my eye on I’m gonna tear ass all over my parents’ front lawn and destroy the grass! Figure eights mother fucker!! (Sorry Mom.) Who needs a Santa Claws when you can have godfather who will help you break all the rules? BREAKIN THE LAW! BREAKIN THE LAW! MAAMANANANANA!! MAAMANANANANA!!!" #thatssowendell

postulation

closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

bunheadforever

Ask me about my body.

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask
  • You guys should do this while I'm at work plz I'll answer them later